The Borg Cube in the Shire
Today something curious happened. On my voyages in the Shire I discovered a strange green landscape. Although the Shire should be green, this particular spot was a mesmerising shade of green.
The investigation took some hours and before I knew it, the sky was dark.
Thousands of stars twinkled in the sky. I started to daydream a bit. A vast place, the sky and the heavens. Who will live near these stars I wondered. Then I did a shocking discovery....
Near the root of a curious green valley I found a strange square hill. At first a couldn't believe my eyes. After some moments I decided to investigate this weird green enigma.
When a came to the foot of this strange hill, it was square indeed. Something was nagging my memory. A big square... Maybe a....
No that can't be possible in Middele Earth... A cube???
The Cube - awesome
Well it definitely was a cube. A huge one! When I came near, something terrible happened. I got nauseous and dizzy. Immediately I was forced to my knees. The world changed to a dull grey.
After some moments I heard a strange voice in my head:
"We are the Borg...."
"We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own...."
"Resistance is futile....."
NOOoooo!!! That cannot be true! Or ... can it?